reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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bbkdmx:

yaseminwang:

lovelyimpulses:

ap0calypses:

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modernjuan:

Goals

jesus christ

yes.

Dear future husband, you better do this.

OMG

Fuck…

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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